I'm a jock and I know how to rock
I like sex football and beer a lot
You're a nerd! Stop looking at my girl
ya geek, freak, get out of our world
I'm the prom king, and I get good grades
you're a nerdling, and you'll never get laid unlike me
I'm in a band you see
SideSplittaz sexual promiscuity!
get the nerds, get the nerds KILL 'EM!
at the bottom of the social system
get the nerds they deserve to die
they'll never be popular but they still try
You've got glasses, and zits, and really dorky clothes
a two-dollar haircut and some bad B.O. unlike me
you wish you were smooth
you wish you has muscles and you wish you could groove
but you can't
so don't come to our dance
it's for the popular kids and you don't stand a chance
'cause if we find nerds then we're gonna rock ya
gonna beat ya down and shove you in a locker!
get the nerds, get the nerds KILL 'EM!
at the bottom of the social system
get the nerds they deserve to die
they'll never be popular but they still tryYa see I could make a mill, and don't have to sell drugs
I could smoke a roach, and do have to light bugs
I could pack a bowl, but I'm not Cheech and Chong
Not Cypress Hill, but I like hittin' bongs
I can be fat, and don't have to gain weight
I can be a legend, and don't have to be great
I don't have to take a plane to fly high
I don't wanna live my life just to die
I can be a DJ, and don't have to scratch
I could spark my cigarette with a lighter or match
I can have a gun, and I don't have to shoot
I can get a job, and try to earn a little loot
I could be a bum and live in a box
I could move to your neighborhood, stayin' on your block
I can like tricks, but I'm not a silly rabbit
I can't stop smokin' because I can't kick the habit
What is a jam if you don't come smooth?
What is a beat if you don't have a groove?
I could be the President, and legalize weed
I could grow a field of bud with a hand full of seeds
Damn