Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well, now
Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (we got it all)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it all on UHF (UHF)
We got it asugar's only sweetness
salt is ocean tears
and you were my only weakness
for years and years and years
you little yellow sweetie
you were hiding in a jar
now my mind is gone completely
take off the lid and there you are
you're my candy
candy
well the devil she made sweet candy
took 6 days and nights to dream
on the 7th day she rested
woke up early and made ice cream
now the devil she must be a dentist
with deep jawbreaker eyes
red rope hair gum drop lips
cotton candy thighs
you're my candy
candy
chocolate lava stole my body
and aftertaste stole my mind
left me dangling down defenseless
and then sweet candy she said goodbye
now my teeth are worn and useless
my eyes too sunk to see
my tongue swole up to twice its size
and all i wanna do is eat
candy my candy
my candy my candy
suckin' on my candy